Why women live longer than men
(A photo contest)

The following photos show conclusively why it is that women tend to live longer than men.

#8
(No ramp to get up to the rail car? No problem!)

#7
("Jackstands? Hah! Who needs 'em?")

#6
(Necessity is the mother of invention...
but sometimes Necessity should use birth control!)

#5
("And to think... those wimps at the power company
use straps and cleats to get up this high!")

#4
(I'm sure this guy still wonders why he got fired that day.)

#3
("Gee, guys... that seems like an awful lot of protective gear
for such a small chlorine gas leak...")

#2
(Step 1: Remove shoes. Step 2: Place metal ladder in water.
Step 3: Begin using power tools while standing barefoot on metal ladder in water.)

And the winner is...
(How drunk do you have to be before
this starts looking like a good idea?)